The Unofficial Official Story Season 6 Trailer

[00:00:00] Cat: We survived our month long hiatus and were officially back for season six of the unofficial official story. I'm Cat Alvarado.

[00:00:08] Dwayne: And I'm Dwayne Perkins.

[00:00:10] Koji: And I'm Koji Steven Sakai.

[00:00:11] Dwayne: We've covered a lot of ground in five seasons. We've investigated if the Super Bowl is scripted. We dug into Marilyn Monroe's secret files, and we figured out exactly how many legs a billionaire needs to be dateable.

[00:00:24] Koji: But season six, we've got a lineup of mysteries, cover ups, and bizarre pop culture phenomena that are going to absolutely blow your mind.

[00:00:31] Cat: For example, this season we're tackling the internet's favorite animal conspiracy. Are pandas actually real? Or are they just guys in really good bear suits?

[00:00:40] Dwayne: What is the deal with pandas? They just sit around eating bamboo. They won't hook up. It's like maybe they know something we don't know. Is a meteor heading our way? And they figure, what's the point? Maybe they seen to the future and they've met their kids and they're like, yeah, it's not really worth it.

[00:00:59] Koji: We're also diving into the greatest prophets of our generation, the writers of The Simpsons. How have they accurately predicted everything from Super Bowl matchups to presidential elections to smart watches?

[00:01:10] Cat: Okay, so my theory about The Simpsons is that it's a whole team of writers who are really, really smart people. I mean, they don't just let you become a TV writer. You have to be good at it. And when you have a group of smart people. Of course they're going to get things right. Duh. My mom is right about everything. Imagine six of my mom. They would they would predict literally everything that would happen.

[00:01:37] Dwayne: And we can't forget the strangest place on earth, the Denver International Airport. We're talking about the glowing red eyes of the demon horse statue. The supposed underground bunkers. The creepy apocalyptic murals. What is really going on under baggage claim?

[00:01:52] Koji: The Denver International Airport. Maybe it's a Illuminati headquarters. A doomsday bunker, or maybe a place for Asians. Doo doo doo doo.

[00:02:05] Cat: We've got all this. Plus incredible guests, deep rabbit holes, and, of course, our signature hypothetical questions that will completely derail the conversation.

[00:02:15] Koji: Hit that subscribe button right now on Apple podcast, Spotify, or wherever you get your audio so you don't miss a thing. Season six of the unofficial official story premieres in one month.

[00:02:24] Dwayne: So stop believing everything you read on the internet unless it's our podcast description. Yeah, take that to the bank. The online bank.

[00:02:34] Cat: Until then, keep wondering and stay unofficially official.