Episodes

S6E4: Are Pandas Just Costumed Dudes in Disguise? (with John Campanelli) Are giant pandas (Ailuropoda melanoleuca) a marvel of natural selection, or are they just highly paid actors sweating it out inside heavy plush suits to fuel a multi-million...

S6E3: Bill Gates, Skynet Farms, and the Black Market Ribeye Fire up the grills, grab a cold drink, and prep your tinfoil hats, because summer grilling season is officially here! This month, Cat, Dwayne, and Koji tackle a heavy-hitting question that’s...

We survived our month-long hiatus and we are officially back for Season 6 ofThe UnofficialOfficial Story! We’re kicking things off in May—just a few days late for National Sun Day—with a massive celestial mystery that asks: Is NASA hiding a second sun?. Before we dive into solar simulators and the "Morality Clause" of physics, we break the ice witha theory Koji has been pushing for years: What if first contact reveals that aliens are actuallyAsians?. Our guest, hilarious comedian Ron Josol, joi...

The Unofficial Official Story: Season 6 Trailer The conspiracy you never asked for is back... and it's still confusing. After a month-long hiatus, Cat Alvarado, Dwayne Perkins, and Koji Steven Sakai are officially back for Season 6.

Marilyn Monroe was found dead in her Los Angeles home on August 5th, 1962. While the official story ruled her tragic passing as a suicide by overdose, the unofficial theories point to something much darker. This week, hosts Cat Alvarado, Dwayne Perkins, and Koji Steven Sakai dive into one of Hollywood’s most enduring mysteries: Did John F. Kennedy or Robert Kennedy have something to do with Marilyn Monroe's death? Was it a tragic accident, a political cover-up to save the Kennedys' careers, or a Cold War assassination? Tune in as we examine the means, motive, and opportunity, and finally decide on the unofficial official story.

In this episode of The Unofficial Official Story, hosts Cat Alvarado, Dwayne Perkins, and Koji Steven Sakai are joined by comedian and actor Chris Bowers to tackle the biggest sporting event of the year: The Super Bowl. Is the "Big Game" actually a fair contest, or is it just high-budget theater scripted by "Big League" for maximum ratings? The team dives into the most enduring gridiron conspiracies, from the infamous "Blackout Bowl" (Super Bowl XLVII) to the theory that referees are just actor...

S5E8: Food Judgments, Broccoli Conspiracies, and Big Cancer: In this episode of the Unofficial Official Story podcast, hosts Cat Alvarado, Dwayne Perkins, and Koji Steven Sakai discuss foods they secretly judge people for disliking and delve into...

In this exciting episode of the Unofficial Official Story Podcast, we kick things off with a lighthearted debate about who would believe us if we claimed to have seen Bigfoot, leading to a hilarious exploration of credibility among friends and family. Joined by our special guest, actress Jennifer Field, we dive into the quirky world of cryptids, focusing on the infamous Jersey Devil and its many origin stories, from Mother Leeds to gypsy curses. We share laughs over bizarre theories, including t...

Dive into a world where clones do your laundry, comedians crack conspiracy theories, and Taylor Swift might just be a time-traveling satanic princess. Join the hilarious Ally Noel as she...

In this rib-tickling episode, Koji, Dwayne, and Cat hilariously stumble into the bizarre and often sidesplitting world of cursed objects and superstitions, joined by guest writer and comedian Vanessa Graddick. They tackle the legendary tale of James Dean's Porsche 550 Spyder, ominously dubbed "Little Bastard" (because apparently, "Speedy McDeathtrap" was already taken), diving headfirst into the alleged curse that accompanied the iconic actor's tragic fate. The conversation effortlessly swerves through cultural insights and personal anecdotes, from comically wishing playful curses on everyday annoyances like malfunctioning podcast equipment (is it too much to ask for a tech exorcism?) and road rage offenders (who really should have their own lane on the highway to nowhere), to captivating chats about unlucky numbers and the curious legacy of cursed items. This episode serves up humor with a side of nostalgia, taking listeners on a giggle-inducing ride through Hollywood's dark legends …

Award-winning comedian Augie Smith takes us on a humorous journey through the whimsical worlds of quirky furniture and stand-up comedy. We explore imaginative furniture concepts, like a gaudy Trump chair and a multifunctional Allison coat rack, while also delving into Augie's comedic beginnings and his evolution in the stand-up scene. As we navigate through the eccentricities of retail conspiracy theories, we debunk myths about Wayfair's alleged involvement in child trafficking and ponder the curious clustering of Mattress Firm stores. With engaging discussions on flirting in Trader Joe's aisles and deciphering store layouts, this episode promises a rollercoaster of laughter and insightful banter. Join us for a delightful mix of comedy, conspiracies, and quirky anecdotes that highlight the peculiar intersections of everyday life.

Ever pondered if those infamous Roswell aliens were just misunderstood Soviet children on an intergalactic field trip? In this hilariously speculative episode, we dive headfirst into the absurd with hosts Koji, Dwayne, and Cat, as they debate who among them would be the most irresistible human for alien abduction. Between considering clever escape tactics and trying to annoy extraterrestrial captors into releasing them, the hosts promise plenty of laughs. The trio also examines the legendary Ros...

In this month’s episode, we dive into the fascinating world of modern mind control theories, tracing their origins from the infamous MKUltra experiments to their potential reincarnations in today's digital age. The discussion raises thought-provoking questions about the role of digital platforms like TikTok and social media in shaping our perceptions and behaviors, speculating whether these trends are mere entertainment or sophisticated tools of psychological influence. The episode also delves i...

Dive into the hilariously outlandish world of science fiction and conspiracy theories with this side-splitting podcast episode that takes you on a joyride through the universe's quirkiest secrets. We kick off with a debate about the critical importance of lightsaber colors in Star Wars—because everyone knows picking the wrong color could turn your Jedi feng shui into a cosmic disaster. This whimsical discussion opens the floodgates to a galaxy of fandoms, sprinkled with enough absurdity to make ...

In the Season 5 opener of the "Unofficial Official Story Podcast," listeners embark on a rollicking and insightful adventure through the colorful world of sports, with a spotlight on the vibrant cultural identities of Asian athletes. The episode dives...

Season 5 will explore wild conspiracies and unexplained phenomena with humor and curiosity. Discover the truth about aliens, the supposed dangers of broccoli, and bizarre theories like Taylor Swift being a clone of a satanic priestess. Subscribe and...

Take a joyful stroll down memory lane wit us as we look back at the most hilarious and thought-provoking moments of season four. ABOUT US Website: http://unofficialofficialstory.com/ Instagram: ...

In this engaging podcast episode, listeners are invited to explore the lighter side of dark themes with comedian Vanessa Graddick. The episode delves into humorous and unconventional survival strategies against serial killers, using comedic insights...

Ever found yourself inexplicably drawn to an animated lioness or a buffoonish cartoon villain? Join Cat, Koji, and Dwayne as they hilariously confess their cartoon crushes and what they might reveal about our twisted psyches. Meanwhile, they unravel...

Join us on a hilariously twisted journey as former corporate attorney turned comedian Seth Lawrence takes the stand-up stage to explore the zany intersections of law, laughter, and celebrity conspiracies. From uncovering the "bear necessities" of...

In this laugh-out-loud podcast episode, listeners are whisked away on a whimsical adventure through the vibrant world of music festivals and society's most amusing misunderstandings. From the legendary mud-filled Woodstock escapades to the gloriously...

Hosts Dwayne Perkins, Koji Steven Sakai, and Cat Alvardo, along with guest Jonesy, embark on a riotous romp through the wacky world of time travel. Imagine redoing that awkward middle school dance or sneaking a peek at Cleopatra’s skincare routine!...

In this episode, we dive into the captivating world of alien encounters through the unique lens of South African culture, guided by the insightful and entertaining comedian David Kau. A celebrated stand-up comic and filmmaker, David shares his...

Comedian Aaron Marsh joins the hosts for an entertaining yet introspective conversation. It begins with humorous strategies for world domination, like becoming a cult leader and manipulating the masses through cosmetic surgery and 24-hour news...