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Episodes

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March 5, 2026

S5E11 Were the Kennedys Responsible for Marilyn Monroe's Death

Marilyn Monroe was found dead in her Los Angeles home on August 5th, 1962. While the official story ruled her tragic passing as a suicide by overdose, the unofficial theories point to something much darker. This week, hosts Cat Alvarado, Dwayne Perkins, and Koji Steven Sakai dive into one of Hollywood’s most enduring mysteries: Did John F. Kennedy or Robert Kennedy have something to do with Marilyn Monroe's death? Was it a tragic accident, a political cover-up to save the Kennedys' careers, or a Cold War assassination? Tune in as we examine the means, motive, and opportunity, and finally decide on the unofficial official story.
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Jan. 15, 2026

S5E10 The Super Bowl Sport or Scripted Spectacle

In this episode of The Unofficial Official Story, hosts Cat Alvarado, Dwayne Perkins, and Koji Steven Sakai are joined by comedian and actor Chris Bowers to tackle the biggest sporting event of the year: The Super Bowl. Is the "Big Game" actually a fair contest, or is it just high-budget theater scripted by "Big League" for maximum ratings? The team dives into the most enduring gridiron conspiracies, from the infamous "Blackout Bowl" (Super Bowl XLVII) to the theory that referees are just actor...
Guest: Chris Bowers
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Dec. 18, 2025

S5E8 Food Judgments, Broccoli Conspiracies, and Big Cancer

S5E8: Food Judgments, Broccoli Conspiracies, and Big Cancer: In this episode of the Unofficial Official Story podcast, hosts Cat Alvarado, Dwayne Perkins, and Koji Steven Sakai discuss foods they secretly judge people for disliking and delve into...
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Oct. 16, 2025

S5E7 Is Taylor Swift a Satanic Clones? With Comedian Ally Noel

Dive into a world where clones do your laundry, comedians crack conspiracy theories, and Taylor Swift might just be a time-traveling satanic princess. Join the hilarious Ally Noel as she...
Guest: Ally Noel
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Aug. 21, 2025

S5E5 Is Wayfair secretly s*x trafficking kids?

Award-winning comedian Augie Smith takes us on a humorous journey through the whimsical worlds of quirky furniture and stand-up comedy. We explore imaginative furniture concepts, like a gaudy Trump chair and a multifunctional Allison coat rack, while also delving into Augie's comedic beginnings and his evolution in the stand-up scene. As we navigate through the eccentricities of retail conspiracy theories, we debunk myths about Wayfair's alleged involvement in child trafficking and ponder the curious clustering of Mattress Firm stores. With engaging discussions on flirting in Trader Joe's aisles and deciphering store layouts, this episode promises a rollercoaster of laughter and insightful banter. Join us for a delightful mix of comedy, conspiracies, and quirky anecdotes that highlight the peculiar intersections of everyday life.
Guest: Auggie Smith
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May 15, 2025

S5E2 Stargates with Comedian Jonesy

Dive into the hilariously outlandish world of science fiction and conspiracy theories with this side-splitting podcast episode that takes you on a joyride through the universe's quirkiest secrets. We kick off with a debate about the critical importance of lightsaber colors in Star Wars—because everyone knows picking the wrong color could turn your Jedi feng shui into a cosmic disaster. This whimsical discussion opens the floodgates to a galaxy of fandoms, sprinkled with enough absurdity to make ...
Guest: Jonesy
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April 17, 2025

S5E1 Babe Ruth is black with Josh Edelman

In the Season 5 opener of the "Unofficial Official Story Podcast," listeners embark on a rollicking and insightful adventure through the colorful world of sports, with a spotlight on the vibrant cultural identities of Asian athletes. The episode dives...
Guest: Josh Edelman
April 3, 2025

Season 5 trailer

Season 5 will explore wild conspiracies and unexplained phenomena with humor and curiosity. Discover the truth about aliens, the supposed dangers of broccoli, and bizarre theories like Taylor Swift being a clone of a satanic priestess. Subscribe and...